
Itinerary
The Grand Trip

The Itinerary
05
SEPT
Approx. 0900 HOURS
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CLACKET LANE SERVICES
The Big Small Car Reveal
05
SEPT
Approx. 1200 HOURS
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CLARKSON'S FARM
Diddly Squat Farm Shop
05
SEPT
Approx. 1500 HOURS
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HAMMOND'S GARAGE
The Smallest Cog
05
SEPT
Approx. 1900 HOURS
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MAY'S PUB
The Royal Oak
06
SEPT
Approx. 1000 HOURS
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EBOLADROME
Laps and Drag Race
Clacket Lane Services
The Big (Small) Car Reveal
We've chosen Clacket Lane Services as a clear starting place for us to meet up and see each others cars for very the first time. (Yes, we really have no idea what car each other has bought!) It also acts as a homage to the trio for all the services meet ups they did.

Clarkson's Farm
Diddly Squat Farm
Why? Well why not? Primarily to see if our cheap cars will even get there and in one piece! If they do, it's obviously a good photo opportunity. We are to all buy an item from the Farm shop and maybe, as is tradition, we purchase an inappropriate gift for each other too! If we are lucky meet the Big Man himself!!

Hammond's Garage
The Smallest Cog
With Clarkson's gaff done, next stop: Hammond's. Or at least Hammond's Garage. Again, will we all make it and get a business card from the office? A great photo opportunity of course and if we are lucky... meet The Little Man himself!!

May's Pub
The Royal Oak
Of course, where else would we go on stop three but to Swallowcliffe. The site of James May’s Pub; The Royal Oak. We have booked a table for our evening meal, so hopefully we all make it there! (If not we're going hungry!) If we are very lucky, meet The Slow One himself!!
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We will then make our way to Salisbury for our overnight Hotel stop. I do hope the cars are ok unattended outside………

Eboladrome
The Grand Trip Race Track
Day Two Commences:
We will depart from Sailsbury and drive to Wroughton. The Eboladrome. Yes the actual Eboladrome! Naturally here we will perform timed laps, a drag race and a brake test. We hope to do our icons proud!
At this point we will tot up all the scores from the 2 days and reveal whom the winner is…………….for that we will see!
